December 2010
Patt To Patt: Letters From Richard Pattinson: Re:... →
patt-to-patt:
Dear Rob,
You are asleep and it is morning. Your mother made a lovely batch of eggs on toast for me and you’re welcome to have some. My loud noise attempts don’t seem to be getting anywhere. I thought maybe the smell would lull you out of bed, but alas, you are still snoring. (Don’t deny it, I…
Re: I can write poems too
patt-to-patt:
Hello Dad,
P ride is what I feel for my home town
A vailable is something I am not
P apz were avoided by the ninja Robstens (such pros)
A le is being shared with Slugger as we speak
R esponsible drinking practice is being considered
A lways keen to twinkle the ivories for the odd carol
Z OMG my girl is awesome
Z en is my state of mind
I mpressario - oh Father of mine - see...
Patt To Patt: Letters From Richard Pattinson: Re:... →
patt-to-patt:
The tree is up.
I only managed to cock it up
once.
But your mother hit me twice.
that’s not very nice.
She’s going to get coal,
and you will to if you don’t show up. (shut up I hate rhyming)
It’s Christmas eve and your mother is asking,
where you are and I’m backtracking (that was…
Thanks for the follow :)
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